F.I.S.D. 

Flirted, inserted, squirted and deserted.

When a man/woman hits a "rough patch" and needs to get one off they find a human being capable of sexual intercourse, and proceed to follow the a fore mentioned steps. They flirt, they then insert, following that they squirt (projectile or internally), finally they desert.

Advice: Have a psuedoname prepared, as well as phone number.

Dude i totally broke my streak last night when i F.I.S.D. this girl bad.

F.I.S.D. by The Rowdy Teenager April 18, 2009

G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N

great. thing. that. can. flourish.into. something. that.we. don’t. know.yet. so. there’s. no. label. for. now.

when girls don’t know how to label something

Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”

Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”

G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N by The Dynamic Duo May 30, 2019

i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d 

i want you to fuck me until i say "oh daddy"

person 1: hey

person 2: hey

person 1: i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d

person 2: bet

i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d by nessie-bitch November 23, 2020

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. 

Fuck me I'd smash her back doors in

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. she's well peng like send me nudes piff ting

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. by Beltazar November 13, 2017

i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d 

I rlly dont kno :/

if anybody knows the meaning plz tell me and i will edit this 😭

This part can't be blank so I'll still be waiting for someone to plz define this for me if you know what it means. I will change it when I see the meaning in the comments 😉🙂 "i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d"

i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d by Laila.carson November 28, 2020

S.a.d.f.i 

Stupid ass dumb fucking idiot

They are such a s.a.d.f.i smh

S.a.d.f.i by Okaykaren July 7, 2020

f.r.i.e.n.d.s. 

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
You're still in bed at ten

And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast, so far

Things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought

You down to your knees and
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows

What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

joey: yo have you heard of the show “f.r.i.e.n.d.s.” ?
chandler: ye bro it’s lit asf “iLL BE THERE FoR yOU!1!1”

f.r.i.e.n.d.s. by oofclout November 10, 2018