Terrection

Due to increased adrenaline from being frightened, a surprise stiffening occurs in the pants.

"Dude, don't scare me like that again, you just gave me a terrection!"

"When the girl jumped out in the movie, I totally popped a terrection. It was so embarrassing!"

by Jipped January 26, 2015

erection injector

Someone who overcompensated for the size of their truck and tries to redeem themselves

Jeff bought too big of a truck and now has to get an erection injector.

by xXPussy DestroyerXx June 1, 2016

erection set

A row of men erect and standing to attention

She walked into the room and the men formed an erection set

by Ozzy2006 October 10, 2016

Erection Election

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive

Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election

by LimeTiger February 10, 2017

erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018

Irrectional

When you are so horny and/or sexually frustrated that you become irritable, argumentative or exercise terrible sexual judgment (e.g., beer googles, failing to use protection, etc.). May also cause squabbles and skirmishes with one’s significant other.

Because he was cranky all morning, Mary said, “you’re hangry, eat something.” Jeff replied, “no, I’m just irrectional; we haven’t had sex in a month!”

by Shsgh1031 April 2, 2019

erection interference

When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking

I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference

by CDub83 November 8, 2020