Elijah

A total fuck Ing retard

I'm Elijah and eat butthole aids

by Elijahwillyman January 1, 2019

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Elijah

A curly haired, twink ass nigga that owns a van and refers to children as lollis in standard conversation.

Person 1: Hey, you heard Elijah has a restraining order?
Person 2: Yeah, it applies to a 5 kilometre radius of any educational institution

by Oiled_Nutsack29 July 18, 2023

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Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman

Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you

by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023

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Elijah

Very small pp

Acts really strange
Sped

Elijah is not the greatest

by Jenifer rodrigo November 23, 2021

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Elijah is a very quiet person, But in reality he had a bunch of girlfriends, but he can be a player, but when he met the girl of his life and first kiss he will never forget. He is very weird but only his true friends knows he cuts his wrists and smokes. You should get to know him and make him stop.

Elijah: oh there is that girl my first kiss.

Elijah: I wanna die ...

by Vansss November 10, 2017

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