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small man, big ego 

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.
I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.
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super ego 

Someone with a rather large ego, also a superhero
Person A: Lucy has such a large ego!
Person B: Yeh i know dude its like a super EGO!
super ego by Kazzac January 4, 2008

Inflated ego 

Lebron James
"After beating the Warriors, I became the greatest basketball player of all time"

"I think you might have an inflated ego."

"Shut the fuck up I'm Lebron James"
Inflated ego by Suavebast January 5, 2019

Bald Ego 

When a person is so pretentious that they make fan pages for themself.
"Oh God, another person made a fan page for themself on facebook."
"I can spot that bald ego without binoculars."
Bald Ego by dkjner November 21, 2009

i-Ego-Graffiti 

/noun/ pertaining to the phenomena of projection seen in online media where individuals feel the grandiose right to deface others psychic space through electronic mediums such as walls of Facebook. This stems from magical beliefs about one’s special ability to perceive the world and reality. i-ego- graffiti often follows logic on topics such as politics, sports, relationships, and/or religion but is also notable for the individual’s inability to differentiate the manifest content from the latent material (i.e. inferiority, anger, self-doubt, etc.). i-ego-graffiti is a form of sublimation and a primary defense mechanism. i-ego-graffiti artists tend to have little awareness of their motivation.
I posted a video on Facebook and my crazy uncle dirtied my wall with i-Ego-Graffiti about Obama being a racist
i-Ego-Graffiti by ppatrickme9 March 6, 2012

Brad Pitt ego 

A guy that thinks he looks like Brad Pitt instead of like nobody in particular.
The whining dork thought that guy had a Brad Pitt ego that's why she was really talking shit. She was the kind of person who would try to bite before you even got to do the obnoxious thing though, she was beyond vicious, someone you couldn't even stand being around.