Ex Husband

The one creature on this earth who can suck the ever living life and happiness from your day in a minute or less.

I told my ex husband, "you have to try harder than that, asshole. My armor is thick.

by ChivJ October 15, 2015

Ex Husband

The useless asshole you finally divorced after years of you doing everything for him and him treating you like a maid, and him being constantly drunk.

Jane: My ex husband is stalking me

Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020

Ex-Friend

This girl is a horrible person. She will steal your boyfriend and make lies about you. She will accuse you of making rumours, but she is the one that is really doing it. She will be nice at first but then she will turn. WARNING: If she is on her period you better run! Also known as skank or bitch or awful friend or even nasty

Yo did u see my Ex-friend?Wait? Is that her with Chris? Is she? Omg I hate u!

by jxExSxSxIxCxAxg March 14, 2017

ex-Marine

Something that doesn't exist. You stop being in the Marines; you never stop being a Marine.

There is no such thing as an ex-Marine.

by BobbyJimJoe June 3, 2010

Ex Cougar

A cougar, as defined by Urban Dictionary, only beyond 55 years old. She is no longer a cougar but still tries to pull off the act of cougaring.

Aaron's mom was a legitimate cougar in her day but she is now an ex cougar. Seeing her playing tonsil hockey with my friend at the bar last night was disgusting.

by Cougar Stevens October 21, 2009

ex-whiler

any one of the persons who have spent time together in the past.

A get-together of ex-whilers has been teed up at the seaside resort.

by uttam maharjan November 25, 2011

ex-Foleyate

To remove someone from Congress for homosexual sexual harrassment. Named for former Congressman Mark Foley.

" there was an effort to ex-Foleyate congressional Democrats by cleansing themselves of Massa as soon as possible" From fivethirtyeight.com 3/10/2010

by Swimmer2 March 10, 2010