Double Epic

Coming from the word that is now over used "Epic," it means something that is twice as epic as normal.

Son - "Holy shit, that guy just did a double backflip off the playground!"

Father - "No son, that shit was Double Epic."

by Gintleman November 16, 2010

Anti-epic

When something has the makings of being epic but simply isn't; "fake epic".

Michael Bay's recent movies are the definition of anti-epic. They're loud, full of great action scenes, amazing visuals and soundtrack but they still feel flat and empty.

by dude_wheres_my_brain July 10, 2011

Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja

Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja is a chad alpha male epic funny gamer. Subscribe to NinjaIsDiaper on epic mixer prime. That's so very cash money. Mmm yes, Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja is ultimate twitch streamer, he is so epic that he twitch streams on mixer, very epic sauce.

Person 1- "Hello fellow human being, do you too consume the medium of entertainment know as, 'The Fortnites'?" Person 2- "Yes I too appreciate the concept of Fortnite, and I binge Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja on the daily, fellow kid."

by Nintundra September 30, 2019

Epic Phale

To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.

Halo 3 example

Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"

Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"

by Xenos Worrior May 6, 2009

Epic Fail

During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.

also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.

Antonym: Epic Win

Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)

by Bug nut Ronface August 20, 2009

Epic Threads

A suave, urbane clothing line commonly seen at department stores, such as Macy's. Despite the low prices, their clothing are (comparably) of high quality and sleek, sexy looks.

Epic Threads - perfect for indulging your kid's whines for cool apparel without breaking the bank.

by Shoppin4Win October 16, 2010

4:00 am Epic Fuck

You awake at 4:00 am and it's the most amazing sex you ever had.

My boyfriend, wakes me up for the 4:00 am Epic Fuck. It leaves me the next day thinking about it.

by Amazing Amy October 16, 2014