Dutch Nutmeg

When you go so hard that your balls go all the way through to the other side of your partners legs.

My balls are aching from all the Dutch Nutmegging I did last night.

by TheBigMeg June 6, 2019

The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.

How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Dutch Carry On

When a woman farts in to her purse and then shoves the face of her friend or partner in to said purse to enjoy the aroma.

My girl was real sweet until she got pissed and gave me a Dutch carry on. We haven't talked in a week.

by BTY2021 June 27, 2021

Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.

A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!

by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022

Dutch Snacking

The enjoyable act of sitting down in a comfortable environment, smoking some marijuana and sipping on a freshly brewed hot coffee.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.

Bro 1: Yo dude what's John up to right now?
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!

by SirKennedy April 6, 2015

Dutch Box

When someone farts in the car with the windows up and doesn't roll them down.

Person 1: I don't want to bring him on the road trip.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's always dutch boxing.

by serialdutchboxer July 21, 2016

Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead

I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.

by Nerdgorilla723 November 23, 2017