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Greek Donut

After ejaculating your first time when having sex with a woman, you take your penis and put it in her stinker (the good ole' butthole). Since you already ejaculated your penis will be a big bendy and floppy. When you are about to ejaculate for the second time you pull your penis out, grab it and aim it on your own ball sack and ejaculate on it. You award the woman the Greek Donut, which is your freshly semen glazed scrotum.
When I went for round 2 last night, I could tell she was hungry so I served her a fresh Greek Donut. Too bad I don't have enough in me for a 3rd batch
by CPSLOengineer March 30, 2011
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Shark Donut

Rape.

Shark refers to the penis.

You know the rest.
He snuck into her room and gave her the Shark Donut.
by Jaynik July 22, 2007
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Polygon Donut

Funny 20 year old guy who makes videos about funni hyperfixations because ADHD
by I0C0NN0R1 July 21, 2023
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jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
by Fred May 13, 2004
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drunkin donuts

Cops who drink on the job; Cops who pull you over for DUI and THEY've been drinking; Drunken bully police
The University of Nevada, Reno Police Department contains drunkin donuts. One drunkin donut was demoted to patrol officer in 2004 after being arrested for driving drunk in a police vehicle. In October 2006, he was promoted to lieutenant.

Google: unrpd drunk Lt. fired
by CardnlSyn March 8, 2008
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Homer's Donut

A person's personal weakness. Something you will glady overindulge in. If your a pothead, weed is your Homer's Donut. When you see this item you make the same drooly noise Homer makes when he see's a donut.
Girl: "John Cena is sooooo hot. He is my Homer's Donut"
by Raul Concepcion January 21, 2008
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Donut Media

Donut Media is a car enthusiast anime based in Los Angeles, California. They are a hilarious league of gentlemen that talk cars and car related topics. They often tests car products, explain how car mods work, modify cars, talk car history and make car related best and worse lists.

Hosts: Funny Fat Dude (With Hat), Fake James Franco (Owns Miata), Buff Black Guy (Super Buff), Lovable Little Brother (Everyone Makes Fun Of Him), The Writer Dude (Is Not An Attorney), Long haired dude (My GF Thinks He Is Sexy) and the Science Guy (He Kinda Left).
Donut Media is hilarious. I love it when James Pumphrey does his flamboyant Southerner voice. Nolan definitely gets paid the least. It is probably because he is Canadian. That other dude looks like James Franco. His parents wished he went to med school. How much can the black dude bench? Three Zach Jobes for sure. The Legal Beagle is not an attorney. What happened to the boring science guy?
by Hondasexual September 15, 2022
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