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Dodge ball

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019
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Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!
by bitchuck May 25, 2025
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shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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dodge master

A master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. Unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.
Ha Ha!! I am a dodge master!!! No one will ever hit m... WHAM!!!
by Dodge Sensei May 1, 2003
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Dodge

One of the "Big Three" truck brands in the United States. Usually known for a dash that is sun bleached and will break if you breathe on it too hard, and also blown transmissions. Most Dodge owners have a tell about their sexuality, being that if they have the tow mirrors flipped up, you can most assuredly assume that they are not heterosexual.
Brian: Hey dude I just got a dodge! I can't wait to take you for a ride!
Phil: You know im a Ford guy! So you'd better flip your tow mirrors up!
by FoundOnRoadDead November 13, 2020
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Dick Dodging

A female who constantly stands a guy up not wanting to have sex
How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.
by big eye bandit January 5, 2019
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