period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

Dodge ball

When you get smacked by a gym teacher.

When you dodge ball hits u

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019

search dodging

The act of hesitating to search for something on the internet, usually out of fear of the possible results.

I spent a decent 30 minutes on Rule 34 because I was search dodging the entire time.

by TheRevengeWedge February 1, 2017

Dodge

Suspicious

Mark is acting very dodge in the game, he might be the blackened

by Cookieslice May 10, 2021

Draft Dodge

Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.

After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.

by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020

Pd Dodge

Pd dodging is the act of intentionally avoiding a permadeath event with the hopes of avoiding death or not fighting lore spec

Leaf Nin 1: Lord Hokage’s taking all the spec for himself just to pd dodge..

Leaf Nin 2: Duh, you know he’s afraid of the rose haired saiyan…

Leaf Nin 3: Yeah man and now we’re doomed to war, hopefully I can have a meal before we die because I’m skin and bones💀

by R:0 November 23, 2023

Shower Dodge

The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.

My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.

by WeeSnaw1337 March 9, 2010