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Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
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distractula

An easily distracted blood sucker with no regard for anything other than themself
The distractula quickly rummaged account to account looking for anything that might be of value in their attempt to ascend up the managerial ranks.
by ovsooner September 29, 2017
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Distractables

Activities given to children which free up adults long enough to interact on a pleasant, social level, free from parenting.
Dinner is almost ready, I'll get out the distractables, you three hide on the patio!
by joshismycaptain August 21, 2018
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distractimenting

the demented act of distracting someond
liv stop distractimenting me!”
by livandconnor August 22, 2018
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Distraction Travel

Travel that is interesting enough and long enough away from your normal life that the distraction of the new sights, activities, food, drinks, culture etc cause you to break all your normal habits. Can be great for weights loss, clearing a foggy head due to stress or a high work load. Generally involves at least 4 weeks away to allow complete disconnection from ones normal regime, lifestyle and habits.
I really need some distraction travel to clear my head as I can't decide whether to quit this job and go full time on my sideline or not.
by ThroughDistraction October 19, 2018
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Distractathot

Dis-Tract-a-Thot (noun) - a promiscuous male/female who is used for the sole purpose of wanting to forget ones own personal issues. (Mentally/emotionally/personal work)
Sucker: “damn bro my girl just left me for another person. Where the distractathots at so i can turn up?”
RN: “Don’t even trip i got a gang of um rn”
by Tsunamilani808 January 13, 2019
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Distractingly Attractive

When someone is too attractive to ignore but not attractive to be entranced by them.
I hate being around her, she’s so distractingly attractive
by Dyloog TGL March 21, 2019
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