Dyke Differential

n.
The notable discrepancy between the attractiveness of the sort of lesbians depicted in grumblevids, seed catalogues etc., and the sort acually encountered in real life.

"Did you see that lezzer documentary last night?" asked Ted.
"Yeah, I did" replied Arthur, "It really drove home the dyke differential"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

same same but different

Pertaining to the nature of lady-boys in Thailand.
When the two breasts look same-same like a woman's but the dong is still there.

Bob: I was grinding with a girl and I think I felt a lump.
Jack: Same same but different.

by ezezz23 July 1, 2008

I find this difficult to finger myself to

When a female watches an online video or reads an online thread and is not impressed, such a comment is usually left.

My opinion on this video? I find this difficult to finger myself to

by tory borty December 24, 2012

i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's

A quote from the Cheshire Cat, in the popular children's book, Alice In Wonderland, written by Lewis Caroll. He is well known for his glowing eyes and mischievous grin.

Alice: You are mad!
Cheshire Cat: I'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's.

by JayyJai February 17, 2014

different

adj. Euphemism applying to persons who have a handicap, particularly a behavioral or mental inadequacy. Can be found in the phrase "differently abled," which means (let's face it), "disabled." To be "different" in the most widely-used sense of the term is a bad thing; it means you are retarded. Cf. special, short bus.

Kid: Bobby is incredibly stupid and clumsy, Mr. Mackey.

School Counselor: Son, let's not think those bad thoughts! Bobby is...different. He's just a little "differently abled" from you or I, m'kay? We can't use our language to take water out of his bucket.

Kid: You mean to say he is retarded and rides the short bus.

Counselor: Now, "retarded" is a word that they used back in Germany in the 1930's, but we have moved past that now haven't we...

by Carl Willis August 25, 2004

difficultation

the act of being difficult

let the difficultation

by gabrielhasafro July 24, 2010

Differcult

When something is both different and difficult!

"Are you going to quit your job?"

"It's differcult...We can't afford the move after all!"

by No Love, Ends Life July 31, 2016