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Infini-Dick

An infinite dick. It is in the shape of the infinity symbol. It has no head, begininning or end. it will be the end of the world. Infini-Dick is the eighth and widely unknown sign of the apocolyse. It is a free form, never ending, floating shaft of penis.
Infini-Dick can not be pleased. Infini-Dick can not finish. Infini-Dick is calloused from never finishing. Infini-Dick has no end or beginning. Infini-Dick is angry. Infini-Dick shall punish you all for not being pleased. You shall all cower in fear before Infini-Dick. i really wanna jizz.
by infinidick March 24, 2009
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international dick me down day

this is a day for me and my fellow females. we celebrate this day on april 16th. may the dick be in you .
i can’t wait for international dick me down day. i’m hyped.
by alyssa.420.69 May 25, 2018
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Incline Dick-Down

When during intense, riveting coitus, one places their feet up against a nearby wall and inclines their raging penis inside their partner - who’s in a face down position. Ideal for maximum penetration and makes a great party trick.
Kendrick: “Hey Laura, did you and Alex hook up last night?”
Laura: “Yeah, it was incredible. He did this crazy thing where he pressed his feet high against the wall and drilled down into my tight ass pussy!”

Kendrick: “Oh, you mean an Incline Dick-Down? Yeah I love doing that.”

“I IDD’d that pussy last night.”

Ozwald: “Hey Marge, wanna spice things up with an Incline Dick-Down tonight?”
Marge: “Fuck YES, my tight little fire kitten is ready to get IDD’d!!!”
Marge: “One moment as I finish this game of bingo, honey. Don’t forget to take out your dentures before you devistate this pussy with your Incline Dick-Down. :)”
by Morphéus August 2, 2018
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insert dick

Misspelled "disk" .
In the game Surgeon Simulator, computer prompts doctor to insert dick, presumably meaning floppy disk
My computer prompts me to insert dick
by dildo777 April 9, 2022
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Inconsistent Dick

Someone who is hard and up your ass one minute, but the next, they are soft and can barely get in your head.
It's hard to hate Isaac forever because even though he's a dick, he's an inconsistent dick, and he'll apologize just as soon as he's done being mean to you.
by Garrett Boyle April 18, 2008
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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infinity dick

When you are boning and so drunk that you have an erection, but never climax. The point just before whiskey dick.
John had infinity dick, I had to call 911 after 4 hours.
If Batman had infinity dick, Gotham would be fucked.
by Streamlined May 14, 2016
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