Diarrhea

An instrument that is commonly used in the field of biomedics.

Nurse, you dropped all your Diarrhea on the floor.

by Phat Ben December 28, 2006

diarrhea

Liquid poo that shoots out of your butt like a hose and requires extensive wiping

Man dude,you've got some serious liquid poo!!!! diarrhea

by Lalala47 August 28, 2013

Diarrhoea Hayeswall

The Diarrhoea Hayeswall is a 2 Person Sexual Activity which involves the taking of Laxatives. Once taken, the Man or Woman must lay upside down against a wall with their face towards the wall. The second person must lay on their back behind the Hayeswaller. The Hayeswall will proceed to Shit explosively pooling their shit over their arse until it runs of the back and down into the "Eaters" mouth. Professional Diarrhoea Hayeswallers will be able to Shit into both the "Eaters" and the "Hayeswallers" mouths at the same time.

Before my sister had her Gymnastics meet I decided I would get some revenge on her by spiking her sports drink with Laxatives.

When we got to the meet she was complaining of a stomach ache but she went on to do her performance anyway.

She went out and performed her routine and it was going well, until during her Handstand routine, upside down and in front of everyone, she Shat explosively, everywhere!

It tore right through her Leotard and created a fountain that ran right down her body and into her face and mouth.

It was the perfect Diarrhoea Hayeswall revenge!

by Hayeswall 2.0 November 4, 2013

verbal diarrea

Where you are talking and blurt out something that you totally didn't mean to say, or where you just share way too much where you immediately think "WHY DID I JUST SHARE THAT!??!"

I should stop drinking when I go out on dates because I always have verbal diarrea!

by LaurenLindsay October 24, 2008

Diarrhea Takeout

The most vicious diarrhea caused by Chinese takeout food. Symptoms that show Diarrhea Takeout include eating takeout, burning of the anus, yellowish colored puss and blood seeping from the anal cavity, and itching of the rectum. If you are one of the 30 that manage to make it to the toilet in time, you will be able to compare the experience to anal childbirth and wiping your ass with sandpaper. Side affects may include nausea, loss of appetite, inability to sit properly, and blackouts due to loss of body mass, involuntary fainting, and dehydration.

Why is Joe in the hospital is he okay?
He had Diarrhea Takeout, the doctors said he should make it.

by ThisHurts October 16, 2011

diarrhea

When lots of wet shit shoots out of yo anus.

Gee, its Bree!

When you think your friends are joking

but your pants are brown and soaking:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Now you think you're feeling better

but you keep on getting wetter:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're walkin down the hall,

and you feel something fall:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your chillin’ with your daughter

and you feel the poopoo water:

Diarrhea, diarhea.

When you're fecally obsessed

and it splatters on your chest:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in your Ford

and corn fills up your cords:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a Pontiac

and brown comes down your crack:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re sitting in your Chevy

and you feel something heavy:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a corvette

and you feel something wet:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in a race

and it flies up on your face:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving down the road

and you’re butt tries to explode:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

by A Really Bucking Fastard September 2, 2012

diarrhea of the mouth

Talking too much, usually about something unimportant.

Susie has diarrhea of the mouth.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003