Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015

Deuce Deuce

A police officer and/or CO. Originating from prisons and county jails, this term is used to alert others of correctional officers entering the unit/cell block. Once out of incarceration, many former inmates continue to use this term to alert others of (a) law enforcement official(s) presence.

Most of us saw the correctional officer enter the unit. Many inmates yelled "deuce deuce!" in a vain attempt to alert the men smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.

Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.

by Ash666666 June 26, 2018

Deuce Juice

When you’re jerking off while you’re taking a shit and you bust a nut as the turd is half out.

Duuude I finally did it ! I Deuce Juiced ! Didnit at the right time!

by Tunaman801 February 20, 2018

Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

Deuce Bigalow

1.When one drinks two cups of Bigalow tea, using two tea bags.
2.When one throws two teabags at you.
3. When two dudes teabag a hoe.

"Why Percival, I think we ought to teabag that lovely bird over yonder."
"Why Thaddeus, I do think you are correct."
"I think this calls for the fabled Deuce Bigalow"

"This betta not take all day, I gotta meet my parole offica in 2 hours"

by Intertubes9000 March 14, 2020

Deuce the Caboose

Inserting two fingers into the anal cavity, then spread your fingers apart like your saying peace.

You can ease a woman into anal if you slowly deuce the caboose

by beatboxboy21 March 18, 2021