Derek

Similar to a douche canoe only more worthless, see also grundle butter.

Dude did you have to work with that tool? He’s such a Derek.

by Bobbie knocker July 11, 2019

Dense

Someone who lacks common sense.

A.K.A Leanne

Leanne, Jesus you're a dense wee chick.

by comcomcomcom September 1, 2014

Derek Chauvin

The dickhead who decided to put his knee on George Floyd's neck for 7 minutes and 46 seconds. He did this with extreme indifference for human life. George Floyd, despite being on drugs, was clearly struggling for his life, but this dickhead kept his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck until the paramedics came. He made all cops look like racist assholes, when, in fact, the amount of racist cops is proportional to the amount of racist people in the population. He is currently free on a $1 million dollar bail and is scheduled for trial on March 7, although in all likelihood, this will be delayed. He'll probably be spending 20+ years behind bars, but Minnesota law does not allow for a life sentence in his case, only a maximum of 40 years.

Derek Chauvin should never have been a cop. He demonstrated extreme indifference to human life with his stupid reckless move. And he had almost 8 minutes to think about what he was doing and stop.

Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020

Derek Syndrome

A disorder given at birth. Derek Syndrome is a disorder of the genitals that leads to an extremely undersized penis. Symptoms of this disorder may be increased with heavy consumption of alcohol. People with this disorder are likely to turn homosexual. People with this disorder are also likely to be overly aggressive towards because of their childlike penis.

Ashley: That guy Derek I slept with last night was horrible. It was like having sex with a field mouse.

Levi: Yeh I think that he has Derek Syndrome. That's why we call him "Needle dick."

by Jack Meoff Man April 29, 2009

darse

Someone acts like a complete retard or dumbass.

Dude, you're such a darse!

by rpl March 3, 2005

dense

dense:
- (adj.) relating to matter per unit squared science
- (adj.) someone who lacks common sense, or humiliates themself
- (n.) someone of ignorance; someone of disgrace

Water isn't very dense, with an approximate 1.00 g/mL.

Ryan is very dense. He makes a fool of herself daily!

... is a dense.

by urbandictionarytom March 8, 2015

dense breast

A heavy and thick boob. Urban myth has it that the tit can be used as a weapon.

Last night, I got a black eye from her dense breast @ the strip club.

by yes juanito yes September 30, 2016