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deerjacking

An act perpetrated by deer, most commonly Odocoileus virginianus, whereby an unsuspecting driver is tricked into pulling his or her vehicle to the side of the road whereupon he or she will be assault by the deer and its previously well-hidden friends. Most frequently the assualt includes, but is not limited to, butting, violent rubbing, pushing, shoving, spitting and musking. Humon victims are almost always shaken, but seldom injured.

Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.
Did you guys hear what happened to that poor driver in Wisconsin? He was the victim of a deerjacking! Fortunately he got away with his rectum intact.
by HobieKopek January 5, 2009
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Arms dealer

A male who says to two or more different girls that he wants to be with them both, as he knows that this will give him the most power, control and attention and make him suffer the least pain whilst the girls involved suffer the most possible. In the words of shaggy: "if you want to be a player you gotta know how to play" and many guys aren't clever enough to be a successful arms dealer.
I heard that Aaron's a bit of an arms dealer, but both the girls went and caught him at it and humiliated him. That's karma i suppose.
by Crazy Tosh April 13, 2010
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deerfieldian

(female)- Animals, usually hairy and disturbingly fat-characteristic huge lips for kissing enough college admission officer ass, and adorned in stolen or repossessed jewlery to divert attention from their otherwise shocking appearence. Shallow personalities are not uncommon and neither are irritating attitudes. Love to chase wealth and men in their twenties Phil if not older. Adorned in "forest green" with collars popped -as they term it- and tend to parade it, much to the discontent of society in general. Infantile manners and intellect. If spotted, please call pest control.
Deerfieldian, shine my shoes.
by Neil Shelat May 4, 2005
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deer paw

Same as camel toe, or moose knuckles. Although this refer to the size of the girl. A petite girl wearing tight pants has a deer paw. An average size girl have a camel toe. A large girl has moose knuckles. and Great big fat chicks have Rhino hoof!!!
You should have seen the deer paw on this aerobics instructor at the club.
by mr.blindman May 23, 2003
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deerga

1. It means to agree. Its agreed backwards.
2. deerga sid: to not agree. dis agreed backwards.
1. Mack is a dumbass. Deerga? and then people say deerga to say that they agree.
2. Mack is a dumbass. Deerga? Deerga sid. people say: deerga sid to show that they dis agree.
by deerga_sid June 27, 2005
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Deerlick

A town in the So Cal mountains famous for it's car wash.
Photogs hang out there and they count the population by counting the teeth and dividing by two.
I blinked when I drove through Deerlick and missed the car wash.
by Pinballman March 2, 2011
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Angry Drug Dealer

When a man mixes powdered herion and coccaine, and rubs it on his penis. He then humps a girl until the drugs have made their way into her bloodstream, in which he leans over on his knees above her, and keeps his penis erect facing downwards. The girl has spasms, in which she is fucked again.
The other night Chris got his first taste of the Angry Drug Dealer, but Jenny died.
by AngryBubs January 15, 2009
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