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A Demoncracy is a government elected by and ran in the service of demons. Usually not an original government because to be legal a current democracy has to unanimously sell their souls and vote to sell the citizens souls to a band of demons in order to establish the demoncracy. The leadership is structured around The Daddy (top) The Bitch (vice) & War Daddy (military) followed by The Nobodies who make noise and entertain the citizens.
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Girl 1: "So, you got it on with Andy last night huh? How was it?"
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."
by Scotsdave April 2, 2006
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Is a Leftest/Marxist who in a member of the Democratic Party who supports the belief that everyone should have an equal outcome no matter what choices they make or how responsible they are for their own actions. They also typically live in a psychosis where they belive that Marxism can lead to happiness and equal outcomes in a happy place (fields of Dystopia) where the toiling masses can be led by a figure such as Pol Pot.
So this Demoncretin who works in my office comes in all upset.
I ask him; what's wrong?
He says; It's not fair.
I say; What's not fair?
He says; The NBA is discriminating against me.
I say; How's that?
He says; I am only 5'3" tall, Michael Jordan is 6'9", I make only $17k a year and he makes millions, The Government should do something. It's not social justice!
I say: What can the Government do?
He says; I dunno, maybe they could cut some of his legs off and graft them onto mine, that way we could be more equal!
I say; Get away from me creep, you sound just like all the rest of the Demoncretins.
He says: you are a racist and a bigot.
I ask him; what's wrong?
He says; It's not fair.
I say; What's not fair?
He says; The NBA is discriminating against me.
I say; How's that?
He says; I am only 5'3" tall, Michael Jordan is 6'9", I make only $17k a year and he makes millions, The Government should do something. It's not social justice!
I say: What can the Government do?
He says; I dunno, maybe they could cut some of his legs off and graft them onto mine, that way we could be more equal!
I say; Get away from me creep, you sound just like all the rest of the Demoncretins.
He says: you are a racist and a bigot.
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Get the Demoncretin mug.A person that makes weird cricket sounds and can turn his head half way around. they usually walk alone in hallways staring at others, wishing he could love. they dont kill because of the half angels so dont be scared if you come across one. They are hard to spot, they can only be revealed if they tell there identity.
Hey britney i cannot kill cause you are a half angel.
I cannot love because it is a sin to love. thats why i do not have a girlfriend.
I am a half demon do not be scared, i will only kill when half angels arent around
** Cricket Noises**
I cannot love because it is a sin to love. thats why i do not have a girlfriend.
I am a half demon do not be scared, i will only kill when half angels arent around
** Cricket Noises**
by James the cricket boy October 25, 2007
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