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Demoncretin 

Is a Leftest/Marxist who in a member of the Democratic Party who supports the belief that everyone should have an equal outcome no matter what choices they make or how responsible they are for their own actions. They also typically live in a psychosis where they belive that Marxism can lead to happiness and equal outcomes in a happy place (fields of Dystopia) where the toiling masses can be led by a figure such as Pol Pot.
So this Demoncretin who works in my office comes in all upset.

I ask him; what's wrong?

He says; It's not fair.

I say; What's not fair?

He says; The NBA is discriminating against me.

I say; How's that?

He says; I am only 5'3" tall, Michael Jordan is 6'9", I make only $17k a year and he makes millions, The Government should do something. It's not social justice!

I say: What can the Government do?

He says; I dunno, maybe they could cut some of his legs off and graft them onto mine, that way we could be more equal!

I say; Get away from me creep, you sound just like all the rest of the Demoncretins.

He says: you are a racist and a bigot.
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demoncratic party 

A party designed to doom in our selves. Please, See Democrat party, its correct-politicaly alias
baby: Mom, Dont killme... I like live... dont vote demoncratic party. I love you.
murder: Man, dont fuckme. I like live to fuckyou... Vote for the shitty demoncratic party or I gonna killyou.
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democrating 

Campaigning or in other ways putting forth time or effort in support of the Democratic platform and it's candidates.
The election is approaching so I need to put in some time democrating.
democrating by Scott P_. September 6, 2010
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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