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Demoncretin 

Is a Leftest/Marxist who in a member of the Democratic Party who supports the belief that everyone should have an equal outcome no matter what choices they make or how responsible they are for their own actions. They also typically live in a psychosis where they belive that Marxism can lead to happiness and equal outcomes in a happy place (fields of Dystopia) where the toiling masses can be led by a figure such as Pol Pot.
So this Demoncretin who works in my office comes in all upset.

I ask him; what's wrong?

He says; It's not fair.

I say; What's not fair?

He says; The NBA is discriminating against me.

I say; How's that?

He says; I am only 5'3" tall, Michael Jordan is 6'9", I make only $17k a year and he makes millions, The Government should do something. It's not social justice!

I say: What can the Government do?

He says; I dunno, maybe they could cut some of his legs off and graft them onto mine, that way we could be more equal!

I say; Get away from me creep, you sound just like all the rest of the Demoncretins.

He says: you are a racist and a bigot.
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demoncratic party 

A party designed to doom in our selves. Please, See Democrat party, its correct-politicaly alias
baby: Mom, Dont killme... I like live... dont vote demoncratic party. I love you.
murder: Man, dont fuckme. I like live to fuckyou... Vote for the shitty demoncratic party or I gonna killyou.
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democrating 

Campaigning or in other ways putting forth time or effort in support of the Democratic platform and it's candidates.
The election is approaching so I need to put in some time democrating.
democrating by Scott P_. September 6, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026