A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020
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Boy- Hi Dude!
Other Boy- What's- oooo who's that girl
Boy- My girlfriend Danielle
Other Boy- What's she like?
Boy- She's Trustworthy and nice!
Other Boy- What's- oooo who's that girl
Boy- My girlfriend Danielle
Other Boy- What's she like?
Boy- She's Trustworthy and nice!
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Daniel: my best friend.
by You know who posted this 😊 March 23, 2020
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Girl 1:Omg did you see Daniel
Girl 2:Yes he is so gorgeous!
Daniel is the best person you could ever meet
Girl 2:Yes he is so gorgeous!
Daniel is the best person you could ever meet
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And I dream to make it to the NFL.
And I dream to make it to the NFL.
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by Georgeissmexy July 23, 2019
Get the daniel mug.His Dick is so big like the great wall of china. His balls are as big as basket balls and they hurt as much. Your bitch will be fucked by him no matter what.
by Daniel Newton May 4, 2018
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