dallas cowboys

A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.

Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole

by Tard-Hater November 7, 2008

Dalitso

A short-ish black boy that can acts very wierd but can be caring and kind when he wants too. He's good at a variety of sports and is kind of smart. His hated by a most of his teachers but his flawless with the ladies.

Why do you act like Dalitso

by Timothy567 April 29, 2020

To get real dallas in this bitch

1.To get on another level
2.Go physco
3.To threaten to blow people up
4.Something you dont ever wanna be called

To get real dallas in this bitch just have a girl break up with you and threaten to blow her up

by Aka mr make it rain June 27, 2008

Daliah

someone who is of 2 races and has a nice sense of humor. not cool enough for the boys but everyone seems to like them . though they do get offended easily it is easy to cheer them back up

dont make fun of them too much theyre kind of a daliah

by kindaUrDad May 21, 2019

Dallas Dip

Looking under a table at a dinner. Then sexually harassing someone so they will scoot over.

Ed: Dude scoot over.
Shane: No.
Ed: I'll Dallas Dip you.
Shane: *Scoots over*

by The box seeking revenge. April 21, 2011

Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags

After a day at the beach, dipping one's sandy testicles into another's mouth while defecating on their forehead or chest

Last night you looked like a Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags

by Team Nave October 21, 2011

Dallas Dumpster

Shitting inside of a sleeping bag.

If you go camping and get a little too fucked up:
e.g. "Thanks for the bag, bro, but I've Dallas Dumpster'd it."

by NastySauceRoss December 28, 2011