Dilly Dally

Another name for your penises, cock, pecker

Don't play with your Dilly dally

by [e-mail] December 14, 2019

The Daily Beatdown

The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.

Example A

"Hey how was school today?"

"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."

Example B

"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"

This, is the daily beatdown.

by Space Wrangler May 9, 2020

The Dilly-Dally Ghost

A ghost that'll appear any time at night if you dilly-dally too much. They say that if you dilly-dally too much at any time of the night, the Dilly-Dally Ghost will appear, and punch you in the noggin. Of course, he doesn't always do this. No, sometimes he eats you, or straight up murders you.

Imagine that 3 friends are at a campfire
one of the friends wants to mess around and one of them agrees.
However, the last friend is worried and warns them about the Dilly-Dally Ghost.
The two other friends ignore this and then the Dilly-Dally Ghost appears and punches them in the Noggin.
They're sure lucky to be alive! Although they have permanent brain damage...

by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019

Daily

daily comes from a hat winston once gave to moses. it was a bootleg had measuring 58 cm, one size fits all. it said or jamaica on it. everything bootleg then became known as "daily"

moses- dude neil broke my microwave
andrew- yeah, cause your microwave is madd daily
moses- your mad daily
andrew- you have green hair, and a blank stare!

by andrew aka aggi December 24, 2008

daemyn

Deamyn is a asshole at times but hes not always that bad hes really short and a little bitch some times but you just have to put him in line

Girl 1:Oh hes acting like such and a little bitch
Girl 2: oh thats just daemyn

by Tylerjosephisbae September 4, 2017

dilly dally

an inlstrument used for self pleasure, or for pleasing others

"I walked in the room and Rufus was gettin it poppin with the dilly dally"

by Hector678 March 5, 2010

Denis daily

A virgin faggiot pimply faced 32 year old man child who records clickbait roblox videos on youtube for money with other 40 year old man babies

Their gay group where they have orgasms with eachother is called the pals

They are all also part of the furry community,and fuck animals unwilingly

Those poor animals have to suffer their 1 inch chodes

Furries are filthy fucking animals,that will all go to hell

The pals have sex with 9 year olds on roblox for robux

Denis:hey guys lets fuck this chicken!

The pals: alright!come here chicken

The pals:*records youtube video*

The pals:hey guys today well be stealing our moms credit cards for robux

Denis daily:hey little boy,ill suck your small cock for a robuck

by Big horse donkeys64 September 15, 2019