Loaf Dialogue

1)Talking about feces. "I gotta poop!"

2)When conversation/story telling is stretched and explanation gets to a stage where the facts are distorted, the content is

questionable, and needless to say, the "shit" gets deep, and the verbage begins to drag on and on. One must call a Loaf Dialogue timeout, and bring accuracy back to any topic being discussed.

J - "You should have seen the fish I caught. It was HUGE! It was 29" and at least 6.2lbs."
D- "Did you measure and weigh it? Was it a new record?"
J - "Well... I put it on the hood of my truck and by the size and how the hood began to"
D - "Loaf Dialogue!"

(Imaginary whistle blows in the background, the subtle sounds of echoing 'BULLSHIT' is heard! Silence ensue's... for approx 3-5 seconds.)

J - "Well I didn't exactly get the measurement/weight, but it was a big fish."

by Dingle B January 18, 2011

Dirty Dillon

A Dirty Dillon is when you get a mouthful of cock from a stud while getting double penetrated by two midgets.

I saw Ken doing a Dirty Dillon with the circus crew last night.

by FireSpring August 8, 2020

Dillon

Very sweet, marshmallow like kid who acts like a badass but its actually a giant teddy bear.

That guy is totally a Dillon.

by dillonsucks July 4, 2016

Diplofy

A pure stretch god he cares about his family but will take your vc and have you spinning the block

BoardsTheGoat is not better the Diplofy

by Hasund November 24, 2018

Dillon

A guy who is perfect but with a tiny dick

That poorrr dillon

by Whoresareus July 8, 2010

diplo

Adjective-

Referring to (insert noun) as fancy or stylish

Those knew shoes are Diplo, bro!

Look at my fancy hotel room, it has a mini fridge. What am I, Diplo?

by langlaisstephen November 18, 2016

dillon

n.--one's own fart

Man, I woke up this morning and there was a dillon.

by rotorcraftgod February 4, 2010