Dexter is one high pitched gay ass motherfucker. it is said that his vocal cords where removed when he was a child and replaced with a cat so whenever he tries to be cool and sing he cant because of how high his voice is. Dexter's usually don't get laid because of how miniature their dick's are, it is said that one time when was trying to have sex one day, when he took his pants off the girl screamed and said "oh my god, i'm not a lesbian" Dexter's are short, blonde and usually absolute cunts that go to some school called all shit or something like that.
Dexter : Hey wanna hear my singing?
Random guy: Sure, cant be that bad, right?
Dexter: SCRETVYDWUFBSHEJNFBWEQNIDEFBUEIN * really high pitched singing*
Random Guy: *goes deaf*
Random guy: Sure, cant be that bad, right?
Dexter: SCRETVYDWUFBSHEJNFBWEQNIDEFBUEIN * really high pitched singing*
Random Guy: *goes deaf*
by TheHypeB3as:AKA:blxkeSketit June 21, 2018
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That is what we call "Dexin"
That is what we call "Dexin"
by Terrell Owens November 22, 2007
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I'm going to dexterminate that guy.
by Ren Kaos August 25, 2009
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by CATNINJAKNIFECLAW October 3, 2019
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The act of txting someone half conscious, either late at night or really early in the morning, then re-reading the text the next morning and thinking WHAT?! i sound like a dribbler!
The act of txting someone half conscious, either late at night or really early in the morning, then re-reading the text the next morning and thinking WHAT?! i sound like a dribbler!
Hey Loren, sorry for that Dext last night.. I sound like a right Dribbling retard for texting that.. i couldnt even work out how to read your text, let alone text you back that late at night!
by x Klamtastic x September 11, 2009
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