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Defcon

Political pollster's term for defecation constant wherein a percentage of data used in projecting election results based on exit polls is assumed to be shit because voters say one thing to be seen as having voted for the winner but actually voted for their enlightened self-interest.
Fucking Defcon is 87.6%, Mondale is fucked.
by Percy Dovetonsils III July 30, 2003
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devon prep

Gentlemen,
All I have to say is solli on the effa in ezekieling a bunch of holocaust victim disheased necks. According to my calculations, by the year 2007 your entire gay student population, aka everybody, will have died by the black monkey aids that you love giving to eachother. By the way, sta birdrationing your study time kids.
You get the memo wierdkids?
by Loot March 15, 2005
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Devonia

Devonia is geographically where the modern devon resides. However Devonia is more of a syndrome than a geographical location, although it does predominantly effect those residing in devon. Symptoms include: Impossibly slow walking, inability to answer a simple request with talking about the weather and Ted Hughes, being a jobsworth and trying to arrest unsuspecting 15 year olds for wearing barbie tee-shirts
That policeman was from devonia
by ChiffonsandEyeliner January 24, 2006
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Deacon

A low-ranking member of the Roman Catholic Church OR A low-ranking male member in the LDS(Mormon) church that has the Aaronic Priesthood.
Bob became a Deacon in the church.
by Dogbert2 August 3, 2005
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Devon Prep

Devon, Malvern, Doesnt matter you are both rich little rivals that cry if mommy and daddy dont get you EVERYTHING u wan. Why dont u go to Public school and see how bad ALL of u get ur asses kick, sorry you whiney little bitch pussies
Wow Malvern and Devon Prep are gay
by Upper Merion Highschool April 9, 2005
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Devon Read

The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. Charming, smart, and absolutely hilarious, but also tough enough to break someones nose. Very good at judo and breaks alot of bones.
Oh she is so lucky to be going out with him... hes so much like Devon Read.
by Katykat<3 December 21, 2008
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Devonta

A very small part of the human body
I couldn't feel his devonta.
by The man 2.0 March 19, 2011
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