Couric

The standard measurement of feces. 1 lb.= 2.5 c

I swear I took a crap that had to have been atleast 7 courics!

by Bigworm1591 October 27, 2007

Bike Curious

A person who is kinda into bicycles and bike culture, but doesn't go on bike blogs or bike websites. Probably rides a street bike, but doesn't have a fixed gear. Not quite bikesexual just yet, but getting there.

I wouldn't say Mike is bikesexual, he's just bike curious, he doesn't even ride a fixie.

by Hipster Superman January 3, 2011

curi

an afro-phile.

girl: that guy is the biggest black guy i've ever seen
boy: you're a curi

by bigb18920 March 27, 2009

Cyprianism

A religion run by a punk from ponsonby, Auckland, New Zealand.

It has many followers.
Related:
CyprianBall - Game Of Rocks.
Cyprianos Dollar - Money.
Island Of Cypriaz - Official Island.

"Man, That guy is obviously a support of Cyprianism, He has an assflap and is smoking"
"Jesus, that guys paying for burger king with a cyprianos dollar!"

by Plagueathon May 20, 2008

couric

A Couric is a measurement of fecal matter which was highlighted
in an episode of Southpark. It is believed that the common denominator of all conversation can be boiled down to poo thus is very helpful to know the proper units of measurement.

16 (Ann)currys = 1 (Jane)pauly
16 paulies = 1 (Katie)couric
7 courics = 1 (Al)roker
14 rokers = 1 (Meridith)vieira
28 vieira = 1 (Matt)laurer
112 laurers = 1 (Gene)shalit
364 shalits = 1 (Deborah)norville
2240 norvilles = 1 (Bryant)gumbel

a unit of measurement of something of no value or worth, measurement of something that is pointless much like the content of morning news programs. Most countries use the simpler decimalised system of measurement

100 (Joan) lundens = 1 (Charles)gibson
1000 gibsons = 1 (Dianne) sawyer

by EL-MT April 5, 2008

bike curious

when you wonder how it might be to shag a slag

dave admitted he was tempted to give up his frustrating life of moral fibre, faithfullness and trustworthyness and shag anything that would have him, he was bike curious

by bartonscooter November 16, 2009

courish

Originally from the country of Ireland meaning a man who enjoys performing oral sex on men for financial compensation.

"The man offered to give another man a courish for a silver dollar"

by Websters Dictionary 2003. Edition October 11, 2006