A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.
The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.
History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.
The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.
History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.
MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.
by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009
Get the Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl mug.A term often used by people outside of the school (including de la salle), referring to the term "carondeslut", carondelaid is a term used for banging a carondelet girl. with the common misconception that all girls going to carondelet are sluts, this is often used as a 'trophy' to surrounding public schools.
"dude, i just got carondelaid last night"
"ohh dude nice job"
"yeah man, i pick up those carondesluts like nobodies business"
"ohh dude nice job"
"yeah man, i pick up those carondesluts like nobodies business"
by Carondeslut November 8, 2009
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Carondelet high school student + slut = Carondosluts. Girls who attend Carondelet high school are obligated to wear uniforms which ultimately get turned into slutty catholic girl wear. Students from public schools refer us as Carondosluts.
Nancy: "What are you being for Halloween?"
Public school girl; "I'm borrowing your uniform and being a Carondoslut."
Public school girl; "I'm borrowing your uniform and being a Carondoslut."
by helloworld111 June 19, 2009
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Get the Chronikah mug.Pertaining to or defining perfection. Used to describe a feat or accomplishment so completely devoid of imperfection that it, by definition sets the bar higher.
1. Did you see the way that tony hawk just nailed that mctwist? That was so Ceroni.
2. Nothing in the course of history has been so ceroni as the way that stacy makes me feel.
2. Nothing in the course of history has been so ceroni as the way that stacy makes me feel.
by Andre Botticelli February 3, 2007
Get the Ceroni mug.Most commonly refers to a person who is completely incapable of being ready to leave on time, or being anywhere on time. Can also be failure to go home once decided to leave, sticking around another hour or so after having said bye to everyone, having less than half an exam done with 5 minutes to go, anything of the like...
"Fuck's sake Jess hurry up, we're fuckin late as all shit!"
...turns to mate also waiting "My bad bro she has fuckin chronic lagging syndrome..."
..mate replies "Badly, no-one lags like her man!"
...turns to mate also waiting "My bad bro she has fuckin chronic lagging syndrome..."
..mate replies "Badly, no-one lags like her man!"
by RO89 October 3, 2011
Get the Chronic Lagging Syndrome mug.1)a desperation, or inherant craving for that which is desired.
2)on going, long lasting, repititous.. mostly refered to the marajuaina.
- name introduced by west coast crips in early to middle 1990's. often affliated to the marajuaina plant with most potency.
2)on going, long lasting, repititous.. mostly refered to the marajuaina.
- name introduced by west coast crips in early to middle 1990's. often affliated to the marajuaina plant with most potency.
by THE PERSON TO KNOW December 28, 2005
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