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Crunchy

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..
The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.
by Boombadabing July 20, 2023
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Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.
Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!
by Banana T September 15, 2018
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Crunchy

- When you put extra time and effort into doing or making something, the results speak for themselves
- Done well
- Derived from taking the time to double-fry chicken wings makes them extra crunchy
Relationship goals; they're crunchy
by jessme March 26, 2024
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crunchy

Adjective. Like a cracker is easy to break, used to describe a person who is easily pissed off
You’re being pretty crunchy today, who crapped in your cornflakes?
by kar_nich November 2, 2017
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Crunchy show

Crunchy as in enjoying something at loud. Used to describe the type of shows/movies/cartoons/ ... that can be really annoying at times and it makes you just loudly say stuff like "Why won't they just talk?!". Yet beside all of it's downsides you still like to watch it.
I can't stop watching all this crunchy shows!
by anonymous July 25, 2022
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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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Crunchy

basically just another slang for weed. Used mostly by fat people to describe the texture of the marijuana
me: yo you like this shit?

Friend: yeah, it’s crunchy
by goshiesgirl February 13, 2019
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