Crunchy

basically just another slang for weed. Used mostly by fat people to describe the texture of the marijuana

me: yo you like this shit?

Friend: yeah, it’s crunchy

by goshiesgirl February 13, 2019

Crunchy breath

It is a cough

Damn that crunchy breath sounds bad u should see a doctor

by Sexy papa John August 10, 2018

[CRUNCHY]

A woman who makes weird cat noises will masturbating

Damn Erin, why you so CRUNCHY all the time its weird!

by Xedi(me) April 10, 2020

Crunchy

Used to describe someone ratchet, ugly and or stank.

“You see Rollie and ET on the episode of baddies last night?”
“Girl yes they looked crunchy as hell”

by novamoons December 10, 2023

Crunchy

Another word for salty/mad.

You trash
You sound crunchy.

by BasicAsses May 27, 2018

Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.

She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson

by Jeck foul February 24, 2024

crunchy

A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)

“Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”

by boobielover_69 February 15, 2022