(Verb)- The act of crushing the pelvic bone of an elderly person while having rough sex; due to osteoporosis.
Russ: Hey, can I give your Grandma a dinosaur crunch?
Jon: No way man, she's already in the hospital for the one you gave her last week!
Jon: No way man, she's already in the hospital for the one you gave her last week!
by Alligator face April 5, 2011
Get the Dinosaur Crunch mug.Having a life total of 8 or lower in a Magic The Gathering game. Alternatively, a player with 6 or more poison counters is also considered to be in the Crunch Zone.
"My new U/G Infect deck is so sick, it puts you in the Crunch Zone by turn 4 max."
Person 1: "At that point I just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck."
Person 2: "The Crunch Zone?"
Person 1: "The Crunch Zone."
Person 1: "At that point I just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck."
Person 2: "The Crunch Zone?"
Person 1: "The Crunch Zone."
by Teir 4 October 21, 2010
Get the The Crunch Zone mug.Related Words
crunchy
• crunch
• cruncher
• crunchie
• crunch time
• crunching
• Crunch Bar
• crunch berries
• crunched
• crunchin
Csgo.crunch or better known for his second name "scammer" is a "popular" person on the instagram. He likes to scam others for 5 € even tho he will ruin his reputation. He is a cool person afterall but still man wth scamming people for csgo skins? He posts shit like: "I can hear the KKK commin", like wth man ik ur readin this lol. Just sayin try being normal again. Btw not meanth to be offending to ya crunch.
Csgo.rules: "Oh bgmc.csgo, u got scammed by csgo.crunch?"
Bgmc.csgo: "Yes but u can't report him coz he removed his account."
Csgo.rules: "Oh ok."
Bgmc.csgo: "Yes but u can't report him coz he removed his account."
Csgo.rules: "Oh ok."
by Bgmc.csgo June 1, 2018
Get the csgo.crunch mug.by Broopt November 1, 2020
Get the Nestle Crunch mug.Mike -- Dude. You are NEVER going to believe what happened last night!
Chuck -- What happened, man?
Mike -- Do you remember....Tracy? I woke up to her GETTING NAKED AND JUMPING IN MY BED.
Steve -- No way! Way to drop a crunch on us, man!
Chuck -- What happened, man?
Mike -- Do you remember....Tracy? I woke up to her GETTING NAKED AND JUMPING IN MY BED.
Steve -- No way! Way to drop a crunch on us, man!
by tidetogo March 26, 2008
Get the drop a crunch mug.by destiny 1234 January 9, 2017
Get the cinnamin toast crunch mug.by Sauc3Jr November 12, 2020
Get the CAP’N CRUNCH mug.