poo-crastinate

when you spend more time poopin' than getting actual work done.

Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.

"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"

"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"

by fishpoo May 28, 2009

the coaster

Snorting a mixed line of oxycontin and cocaine, that you setup before you passed out, as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Me: Hey you seem pretty relaxed this morning
You: Yeaaaaaah brah, I woke up and rode the coaster this morning.
Me: I think your nose is bleeding....
You: Riiiiiiiiight on.

by Knoxycontin June 6, 2010

West Coast Handjob

When a female provides a male sexual pleasure with her hand(s), using sunscreen as lube, until he has an ejaculatory orgasm. Using his semen, the male makes a mixture of semen and sunscreen, and rubs it on the desired area of his female partner. Then they go tan.

Damn, Asari gave me the best west coast handjob. She definitely didn't get burnt!

by BRADLEYMOTHERFUCKINGCARLSON July 8, 2012

east coast ear exam

A sex act in which prior to ejaculation, the male removes his penis from its current position and inserts it into the ear of his partner dispersing his ejaculate deep into the ear canal. A stiff blow to the ear after climax imbeds the semen deep in the ear and has become almost a routine practice in finishing.

I may not have my M.D., but I am more than qualified to perform an east coast ear exam.

by Meatman January 11, 2006

croatia

a country that whoops ass and everybody else is jealous of especially the serbs.

croatia ia all and owns all!!!

by sxycro September 8, 2004

serbo-croatian

The langugage spoken by Serbians and Croatians. Croatians speak it a little differently though.

Serbo-Croatian is a language.

by Cool Guy May 26, 2003

croatian

people with the best heart in the world

these croatians beat the shit outa those yugos

by the croatian sensation May 30, 2003