crit

an easier, shorter way to call someone a hypocrite.

that kids a crit, he used to be against smoking and ever since he tried it he smokes every day

by queenkilla December 3, 2009

critzles

crusty old dried semen or sperm

guy:theres critzles on your bed

guy2:sickk

by dylanbiscool May 12, 2007

Critzaijah

Word is used when someone or some thing gets hurt or something bad happens.

"Girl falls"
Some one says: critzaijah!

by Critzaijah January 13, 2019

critzpy

A white male that is homosexual, therefore wears striped tank tops.

David woke up from a nightmare where he was labeled as a non critzpy Caucasian male.

by Yinyangbfy September 14, 2021

critical intention

this word is a young word like for a plyer who really wants to be a breaker or it is a breaker.it is also a qiuck word for an player who is strong and also play good in sports but bad in computers

wow that guy look fine.i consider him as a critical intention.

by Angel February 15, 2005

critdiculous

any form of inanity, stupidity, debauchery, or other unbelievable activity that occurs in a bar/pub environment, usually but not always resulting from excess consumption of alcohol. In general, the event has to be strange enough to seem surreal.

"Ben, put your pants back on. you are being critdiculous."

by zaphod750 August 14, 2009

Critgasm

Used in RPG games, when a player scores a string of critical hits beyond normal critical chance. Generally 4 or more.

"I was having trouble killing this one tank player, but then I critgasmed and they died so hard"

by Proteaus April 17, 2010