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CRITICAL!

It is the feeling of relief, happiness, sadness and remorse that one experiences when their character in Fire Pro knocks or is knocked unconscious

Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate
Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do...
** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker **
Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times
Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though
** 20 minutes pass **
Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit!
Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller
** another 20 minutes pass **
Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work!
Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL!
Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?
by JR Hartley March 27, 2008
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cliti peen

n. the erection of an elongated clitoris, also known as swollen clitoris.
Ralph: Hey, did you hook up with that chick from the bar last night?

Sven: Nah man. When she took off her panties I got a look at her cliti peen and I damn near puked.

Ralph: Dude, that's fuckin gross.
by Luvin on your mom January 6, 2013
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Gender critical

People that believe women are only defined by vaginas.

It’s another word for TERF, because they think TERF is a slur somehow lol.
1: “you trans women aren’t real women- you don’t have a vagina!”
2: “ok, terf”
1: “nooo you can’t call me that! It’s “gender critical”, stop using slurs on me stupid TIM!
by CoolBeanz81 March 7, 2021
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critial

An art term meaning "very odd, but still good".
Your movie about pig slaughter was critial.
by Sarah November 26, 2004
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CriticalCow

Criticalcows are small breed of heffa that are cross bred between russian gopniks and american bint, short in stature with enourmous udders. They are seen naturally wandering irc.secops.space looking for jews to sprinkle mlp chants into their anus.

Sometimes the breed can be seen in hurds where they listen to hardbass and pretend to be american, if you see one in the wild you should assume the brace position in case they decide to stampede you gay porn and Fanart fan art
Check out that CriticalCow doing the gopnik dance
by DrNugget March 8, 2019
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Citizen's Discount

-noun: a form of shoplifting in which:
1: an item's price tag is replaced with the price tag of a less expensive item, or
2: an item is lifted during the legitimate purchase of other (usually very inexpensive) items, thus avoiding suspicion
I went down to Wally World and got my citizen's discount at the self checkout line.
by Rude Raven May 5, 2008
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Gender critical

Used by feminists, and is exactly as the name suggests - critical of gender and the huge increase in transgenderism. Gender critical feminists believe in being skeptical of harmful behaviour and the side effects that may be directly or indirectly caused by transgenderism itself and the „affirming“ surgeries.

Risks inc;

AGP
predatory behaviour

failed transitions

severe complications due to hormone blockers

life long , chronic damage due to SRS
and the grooming of young children to believe they are trans despite just being kids.

suicide
“I believe in gender critical feminism. I don’t necessarily NOT support trans people but I think it’s worth being wary”
by bunn1es April 6, 2021
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