bro crime

When a bro breaks the bro code and causes an atrocity.

Dont trust Noah, he commited a bro crime by taking Adriana from Al.
Tal 's a good bro he would never commit a bro crime!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR BRO CRIMES OF '20

by llmbntf May 31, 2021

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Hate Crime

When a bigot thinks they get to say or do whatever they please to an either racial, sexual or gender minority just because they don't like what or who they are AKA A Racist/Phobic Prick.

My Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Other than having experienced a Hate Crime I'm peachy.

My Friend: Sorry
Me: Yeah, I know but the more things change the more they stay the same, people like that deserve a sentence not freedom.

by Abigail Asher September 24, 2023

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Fantom Crime

'Fantom Crime' is where a homosexual man has illusions of homosexual men surrounding him and proceeds to sexually assault his ghost-like illusions. The 'F' replacing 'PH' in the word Phantom stands for the F-Slur aimed at LGBTQ+

"Caught the homie doing some Fantom Crime"
"Ayo"

by 77xxxxxxPoooogerloooogxxxxx77 December 13, 2021

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late crime

When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.

Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.

Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

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legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023

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