by creature of the night March 14, 2009
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A certain Creationism-believing journalist equates anyone who believes in evolution with genocidal murderers, tells us how narrow-minded they are. That's funny, because the religious people I've met are some of the most narrow-minded, snobbish, hypoctrical bigots I've ever had the misfortune the come across.
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A state of extreme hangover. One takes on the appearance, motility, and attitude of an aquatic bottom dweller. One who is actively a sea creature will remain hidden in dark crevices avoiding others for extended periods of time, only emerging to acquire necessary sustenance, often consisting of Gatorade and McDonald's.
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Get the Cheatums mug.A word that refers ONLY to the specific creation myth that the world was created as per the book of Genesis, and the people who try to defend that story as the literal truth.
"Creationism is contradictory in the simple fact that it attempts to discredit science, while at the same time trying to use science to justify it's position."
by devilzukin December 3, 2003
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Lots of angry confrontations and love triangles.
Lots of angry confrontations and love triangles.
Did you see yesterday's episode of 'Cheaters'?
It was hilarious! The girlfriend caught her man while he was getting a blowjob from some skank.
It was hilarious! The girlfriend caught her man while he was getting a blowjob from some skank.
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