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Craig Childers

Man Craig Childers is a dwarf lesbian!

Craig Hole 

A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!
Why have I never seen Craig around before? He's fresh out of the Craig hole this year.
Craig Hole by Bunghole king June 16, 2022

craig-ified 

you only know once it's too late
Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!

Craig Dawson

The sexiest man to ever grace the planet and also the best footballer ever. He makes any woman as wet as Millwall tears when he walks past
Craig Dawson by Daddy Dawson15 August 22, 2022

Craig Shafto 

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible
that guy is acting like a craig shafto
Craig Shafto by njp31 January 18, 2023

craig federighi 

Apple’s Senior VP of Software Engineering:
1) oversees everything of it’s software (iOS, macOS etc)

2) often giving speeches (and jokes) during WWDC

3) known as Hair Force One by Apple fans

(the best Apple executive for sure)
OMG did Craig Federighi just make a meme again at WWDC? 😭😭
craig federighi is definitely going to be Apple’s next CEO ;)
craig federighi by swifventie February 6, 2023