Crack-Monster

Kinda like the cookie monster but instead of cookies the person goes after crack.

The guy down the street is a crack-monster.

by Frank Davidson / Bryan Swanner March 29, 2007

Crack Head Grant

Some dude that is obsessed with doing drugs and going to parties. He is very adept at getting kicked in the groin and making an all around general fool of himself.

Dude, did you see Crack Head Grant at that party?
Yeah, he was so fucked up!

by thothra March 31, 2009

Crack the Egg

To grind weed, and/or open the grinder so that the grinded kush falls into the joint, similar to an egg being cracked over a bowl to make an omelette.

Guy 1: "I'm rolling a joint, crack the egg mate".

Guy 2: "The grinder is stuck, the egg won't crack"

by Corklad9 August 11, 2018

Smacka Cracka

An expression used when you smack someone of the caucasian ethnicity

Biff: I hate you Bill
Bill: (smacking Biff) BOOM! Smacka Cracka!

by Cracker Jay February 21, 2003

Crackalackin

The lack of having crackers

Mike: Hey Joey, do we have any more crackers?

Joey: Nah man...we crackalackin'

by tubamarine11505 May 28, 2011

Crack Kweef

A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'

Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

SBC aka sweaty butt crack

When your outside and its so hot u have sweat running down the crack of your ass SBC aka sweaty butt crack.

I was on a date the other afternoon at the park and had some serious SBC aka sweaty butt crack going on and was freaked out she would notice!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012