cop some mad booty

1. to steal/jack/shoplift a ton of shit.
2. to five finger discount something.
3. hook up

"Yo man, are you read to go to the mall yet? I need to cop some mad booty."

"I need to cop some mad booty tonight. It's essential to my survival."

by KathrynOH September 14, 2006

cop a squat

v. to defecate quickly and with great efficiency

I was nearly late for the plane, but I ran into the restroom to quickly cop a squat before boarding.

by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006

cop it

Australian term, used primarily when playing table soccer. Invoked whenever a memorable or important goal is scored.
Must be delivered menacingly, low pitched and through gritted teeth.
The better the goal, the more forceful and drawn out the phrase has to be

Dave scores goal on Sam.
'Cop-eeeerrrrrrtttttt!'

by David April 4, 2005

cop a grop

It is another ambolicle word for COP A FEEL and it means that it makes a transaction with another human that you are attracted too.

Cop a feel, that feels good, wow

by John Brock/Lucas Wiseman/Marcus Hurney January 1, 2005

cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Cop Flu

A case of swine flu contracted from an unhealthy level of cop exposure.

Cop flu: see H1N1.

by Chewbaccarrat November 14, 2009

Cop Music

From my experience with police officers, music that is considered bad music to those with a connection with the spirit,and usually reflects the cop, money and power hungry idiots who only know what is presented to them and have no soul

Cop music consists of commercial music with no soul created for primary purposes consisting of setting trends, keeping the masses stupid, and fame and fortune

by thinking man's prophet November 27, 2010