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Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.
Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest
by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011
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Confinced

Confident and Convinced of how great you are.
I was confinced i was the sh*t.
by dynasty0002 November 18, 2011
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configutive

"configutive" means absolutely everything. there is nothing in the word this word cannot mean (though it is generally used as an adjective).

***it should be noted that this word does not usually mean anything specific, but it used in the absance and/or the lack of bravery enough to say the right word.

***it may also be an inside joke between two best friends who try to convinve people that its a real word
sooooo configutive
by forestlighticetemple January 8, 2012
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confistent

Consistently double fisted.
In order to maximize happy hour, one must be confistent.
by Tokyosea June 27, 2014
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Confidential crevices

Crevices or cracks on the human body that are confidential or secret and should always be covered
My girlfriends confidential crevices are looking good tonight!!
by Monkeycrazyy June 5, 2015
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confishiosus

Smelled Like Fish
That girl was confishiosus.
by xx_abc123 December 15, 2015
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confident tracksuit cancer

A confident pair or group of individuals who's primary taste in clothing pertains to brightly coloured tracksuits. in their free time they contribute to the cancer imitating growth of their echo (what you might know as a friendship circle). Their choice in music, any modern subculture of gangsta-rap or pop-rap. They force themselves on to women, while also maintaining an illogical, self contradicting rush to the aid of a woman in need of protection from a confident male. They're often located, by day, in public parks and by night, discount stores and E-cigarette outlets. If a confident tracksuit cancer were to divide, they would, as individuals no longer be defined as a confident tracksuit cancer; Simply named a tracksuit tumour, similar to the beginning of a cancer as a tumour. while the confidence is derivative of their aforementioned echo.
lets cross the street here, so as to avoid the confident tracksuit cancer
by carcrashcorpse May 10, 2016
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