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confusianism

the ability to intentionally confuse other people with or without logic without confusing yourself at the same time
missy: what is confusianism?
stefan: Enter - The Forest
missy: say what?!
stefan: Enter is the trees in LOTR, many trees makes a forest. enter the forest means to go into the forest
missy: bah humbug
by spindel63 November 28, 2011
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confidinch

the extra inch added to an average-sized male penis, due to confidence alone
It's not the biggest I've ever seen but he sure does have the confidinch!
by Jenkes October 3, 2012
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confuculation

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.
I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!
by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015
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conflused

Unable to think clearly due to symptoms of the flu or cold.
I was so sick last week. I was conflused and could not think straight!
by carickster August 9, 2016
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confedaboo

A modern person who supports the Confederate States of America. You can normally see them in YouTube comments sections and other internet boards spewing garbage such as "The South will rise again", "SMH the north is filled with libtards", "If the Confederacy seceded again, they would win!" and much more.

It's going to be pretty hard to try to argue with them, because they still believe that it's possible that the south would secede from the United States. If you bring up good points, they will probably just call you a brainwashed Yankee libtard, even though you very well may just be a patriot or a well-informed person.
They are usually not rednecks, but rather socially awkward teens who spend all of their time on pol and were bullied by black kids once.
Confedaboo in YouTube comments: "We need to rise again! The pussy Libtards have ruined our country!"
Random Patriot: *gives actual facts why a new Confederacy would lose and why the south would never secede anyway*
Confedaboo: "Stupid Libtard!"
by EnjoyNukaCola August 5, 2017
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Confundanturphobia

The fear of getting merge conflicts while developing a (software) project.
"Maybe we should do all coding on one branch, by one developer...", said the junior developer. "That is just your confundanturphobia talking, it will be fine", said the senior lead developer.
by Malgefor November 27, 2017
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