Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.
by Colorado_Granola_420 April 20, 2018
Get the colorado granola mug."California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.
"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
by capnjasbo October 21, 2023
Get the Colorado sober mug.Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special
by anonymous November 17, 2021
Get the Colorado Special mug.Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!
Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!
by dangnuggets September 29, 2019
Get the Colorado Avalanche mug.Take a stroll through any alleyway in Colorado, and you'll find yourself being haunted by John Denver's dead corpse.
This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.
This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.
Chick #1: "Hey! We gotta go watch Chad do the Colorado Alleyway!
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"
by 0weiner April 19, 2022
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Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.
Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.
Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”
Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
by Phil MePuss November 27, 2022
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by thatoneguyatwork August 24, 2011
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