College of Charleston

A haven for the children of America’s elite who prefer beaches to blizzards, “The College” is one of the most beautiful schools in the world and offers a nice change from the New England prep schools from which many out-of-state students come. Academics are strong at CofC and opportunities abound for those who work for them. CofC is much more than a school, it is a way of life that is never forgotten. It provides the ultimate college experience with parties in 200-year-old mansions and keggers on the beach as well as the type of education needed to maintain the ultimate trust fund baby lifestyle that many CofC students are accustomed to. BMWs, black cards, and Burberry are all common sights around campus. Rooftop bars and 100’ boats are common places to drink with your friends who prefer champagne cocktails to the $1 Wednesday night specials, though those do when the weather isn’t cheery. Daddy is the preferred bank around campus and summer homes for CofC students can be found from Cape Cod to Palm Beach while favorite Spring Break destinations are Panama City Beach and Puerto Vallarta thought the ultimate goal is always to return to the greatest place in the world, The College of Charleston.

Trust Fund Kid 1- Where are you going to school?
TFK 2- College of Charleston
TFK 1-Why? You got into Yale.
TFK 2- Because Charleston has palm trees and it's not like I have to get a real job out of college anyway.
TFK 1- True man. See you in Hyannisport this summer!

College of Charleston by Greek for Life October 23, 2013

college week 

Akin to a baker's dozen; if you're a college student and get fucked up 7 nights in a row, the following night is an automatic party night. Because isn't getting drunk 8 nights in a row what college is all about?

Person 1: This hair of the dog is the only way to get rid of my hangover from 7 nights of crunking it up. I'll probably keep drinking and turn in into a college week.
Person 2: Don't you have to catch up on a bunch of work after a week of getting plastered?
Person 1: Oh a bit, but who cares? I'm in college

college week by JR Page May 13, 2009

College Relationship

a bullshit excuse that your boyfriend gives you when you catch him cheating on you. It is essentially a euphemism for an open relationship that isn't disclosed upfront.

I caught my boyfriend having sex with another man. When I asked him about us, he simply said that there was nothing between us, that it was a college relationship

College Relationship by Sidnaydislikesacheater November 22, 2010

College Rich 

When you have more than enough money for food, fuel and other necessities and spend whatever is left over on alcohol.

Kevin gave Chris $15 for helping him with his math homework. He spent $5 on gasoline and the rest on a bottle of vodka. Everyone's going over to help him with it, he's college rich.

College Rich by David Davidson IIV November 30, 2010

college catalog 

When there are any combination of black, asian, and white people of mixed genders present at any location.

Named after the pictures of diversity that colleges send to high school students.

Guy 1: Look dude, it's an Indian chick, black chick, and an asian and white guy in that car.
Guy 2: It's like a college catalog in there.

college catalog by Matt August 19, 2006

College Girl Effect

College Girl Effect- is when a younger girl surrounds herself with older girls to make herself seem older.

I was really surprised how old that girl was. She defiantly wasn't in college. She was totally using the college girl effect.

College Girl Effect by mullin3401 January 28, 2013

college picnic 

A long and expensive photoshoot in some godforsaken suburb with fake friends.

Chal college picnic chalte hai. Pics lenge.

college picnic by troll696969 February 18, 2017