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double fisted cuddle

When you strangle someone with both hands.
I remember the days when Marty used to make the motion of strangling someone on the dock. Oh, you mean the double fisted cuddle? That's a Marty classic.
by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms September 14, 2018
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Netflix and Cuddle

When you go over to your boyfriend/girlfriends house to ONLY watch Netflix and cuddle. NO SEX.
Me and Madison are going to Netflix and cuddle since she’s on her period.
by anonymous October 29, 2020
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Mr. Cuddles

A deadly hit man hired by the nazi's, but its just his stripper name.
steinbergism follower "OI, Mr. Cuddles was excellent today
by the_real_Mr.Cuddles February 24, 2017
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Cuddlepuddle

the act of relieving oneself of all muscle tension in the comfort of a couch. works preferably with a partner and/or group.
Man I had the sweetest cuddlepuddle with my girl last night.
by korthica June 14, 2010
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Cuddler

a Teddy bear
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im gonna give my girl a cuddler for a birthday gift
by R-Dee June 17, 2008
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chicken cuddler

It's when a sexual intercourse is performed on a beach and the penis falls out and some of the sand sticks onto it but instead of wiping it off, the penis gets inserted back into the vagina/anus.
Billy - "Sandy just got some sand in her vagina when I did a chicken cuddler."
Bob - "That's just gross bro. Did it hurt?"
Billy - "It bled a little, no big deal."
by Call me Steve February 28, 2009
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Narwhal Penetration-Panda Cuddle

The narwhal penatration panda cuddle is most commenly refered to as the last and missing page of the kama sutra. This being the case few know the proper stance though many improvise taking on the characteristics of both a narwhal and a panda. Supposedly there is one known master of the legendary technique. It is said that this young indian jew first found her love for the position when she accedentally fell into it while trying to wade through a rockus party.
Me: "Dude that girl priya, her favorite position is the narwhal penetration-panda cuddle"

Friend: "NICEE!"
by J.Keats March 11, 2010
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