mazeltov cocktail 

A "Jewish good luck" alcoholic beverage that unexpectedly blows up in your face when you're about to take a sip.

Mazeltov cocktails are indeed extremely startling and traumatic. If said explosive concoction is carefully formulated to be non-injurious, though, but merely to scare da livin' crap outta da "victim", it can sometimes be effective in getting him to stop drinking altogether, just like da infamous snapping/shocking cigarette-pack is intended to encourage someone to "kick da habit", since da booby-trapped box's acutely-unwelcome "surprise" will make da smoker always warily think twice before "lighting up" in da future.

mazeltov cocktail by QuacksO November 10, 2018

Molotov Cocktail

The act of pouring a flammable alcoholic beverage on a girl's breasts and setting them on fire during sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital to be treated for her burns after I Molotov Cocktail'd her. She's pissed to say the least...

Guy 2: Doesn't matter, had sex.

Molotov Cocktail by MikeFuckingTyson January 4, 2012

penis cocktail 

When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.

We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail.

penis cocktail by dirk dig November 19, 2004

beijing cocktail 

to shit into ones mouth while they are sleeping

Ted: i woke up with poop in my mouth this morning

Bill: oh yeah, walter gave you a beijing cocktail while you were sleeping

beijing cocktail by livinladivaloca August 30, 2006

Pussy Juice Cocktail 

When a girl pisses in a man/womans ass then sucks it out.

My g/f was thirsty and had to pee, so she gave me a pussy juice cocktail and solved both problems at once.

Pussy Juice Cocktail by Ant Laws November 18, 2006

shrimp cocktail 

the use of a corpse's toe for anal erotica.

"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...a shrimp cocktail!"

shrimp cocktail by ScreaminCreamer January 6, 2008

catahoula cocktail 

When you're fucking your old lady doggie style and you tag off to your retriever to take your place.

The other night I was doing Carla and boy was she surprised when I did the Catahoula Cocktail!

catahoula cocktail by JC1662 December 1, 2006