Cleverisation

1. Clever Improvisation. To turn a phrase. Creating something clever from a common phrase.

2. The joining of two words to form a new word that's more fun to say.

1. "What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about?"

2. Clever + Improvisation = Cleverisation.

by Chaz Walker April 30, 2010

clean time

clean time/ prison term for the hiatus of the last time some one gave head and swallowed.

e.g.#1 i would kiss jenny if I was you, she just walked out of the room with brent she has no clean time on her what so ever. - another classic example ,of ain"t telling were those lip have been. this term could be used to sex play people male or female. e.g#2 what kind of clan time you got on you.

by wic November 10, 2010

Cleveland Dreamer

The act of shitting oneself while sleeping and also on another person in the bed unbeknownst to them.

My wife's making me sleep on the couch because I had a Cleveland Dreamer last nite.

by shadow17x September 25, 2011

Cleavins

Contraction of "cleavage leavins": the food that falls into one's cleavage while eating, and found later to be eaten as a snack.

"I always have so many cleavins after eating popcorn at the movies."

by Femme Brulée January 27, 2012

cleveland curlies

When ur wife finds a curly pube on the toilet seat from a party you had the night before.

Rochelle- One of your friends left his cleveland curlies on the toilet seat last night get in there and clean it up i almost puked looking at it.

Carlton- Im not cleaning that up thats some sick shit

by ALMAK March 18, 2013

Clean Shitaway

The extremely rare and highly coveted circumstance where one attempts to wipe their ass after taking a ferocious shit, however discovers that the initial pass through comes up clean.

"Lauren expected to get caught up in the bathroom for an exorbitant amount of time after eating that Mexican food, however she was delighted to find that she instead had a clean shitaway. There was zero evidence left at the scene of the crime."

by J Rizzle May 23, 2014

Clear Russian

A drink for broke alcoholics who can't take shots. Like me.
One part vodka, one part tap water.

-The only thing in my fridge was yellow mustard and re-fried beans so I was forced to default to drinking Clear Russians all night.

by sausagelord November 2, 2014