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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: Vito, whatchya up to?

Vito: “raises arm qwith hostility apple in hand”. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: “cowers” my what? WhOa big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you” shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs crazily, Vito Pirouettes and smashes apple on Bams sideburn while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

Clout

noun
1.
INFORMAL
a heavy blow with the hand or a hard object.
"a clout on the ear"
synonyms: smack, slap, thump, punch, blow, hit, cuff, box, clip; More
2.
INFORMAL
influence or power, especially in politics or business.
"I knew he carried a lot of clout"
synonyms: influence, power, weight, sway, leverage, control, say; More
verb
1.
INFORMAL
hit hard with the hand or a hard object.
"I clouted him on the head"
synonyms: hit, strike, punch, smack, slap, cuff, thump, buffet; More
2.
ARCHAIC
mend with a patch.
He clouted 19 home runs last year. He'll clout me around the head if he finds out what I've done.
by IgotHIV December 10, 2018
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout

Clout is zech he has grew so fast in the yrg streets from being the most hated for his notorious ‘am I known’ polls to donating to yourrage and getting a reply from him he is clouted. Clouted is zech.
Person one: I wonder how I can get clouted on twitter

Person two: become a zecher
by I am zecher August 20, 2022
mugGet the Cloutmug.

clout show

A show that is crap but only famous for name or cast.
by Nishiiiii11 November 26, 2021
mugGet the clout showmug.

Clout

The very essence society’s true kings and queens are made of. It mostly rots very quickly into arrogance.
Clout is the soul of party, residing in all our bodies.
by foolkid April 27, 2020
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout

Jane was walking down the street in her yoga pants. Her clout was mouthing words at me, but no sounds were forthcoming.

Her clout reminded me of a beetle bonnet.
by Fatmanupnorth August 10, 2021
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

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