Chuck Norris

A badass turned homophobe.

Chuck Norris used to be a badass, but now he's a homophobe.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

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Get the Chuck Norrismug.

the young chuck norris

when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range

dude you totally gave her the young chuck norris

by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010

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sauget chuck norris

Any Officer on the Sauget, IL Police Department because they will pursue you until their wheels fall off, then they will run after you, and catch you.

Sauget Chuck Norris waiting with spikey strips

by Sauget Ballet Staff January 8, 2025

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Chucking Norris

a). Going for it at all costs b). Letting it fly c). Taking it all on.

They are going for it and chucking norris.

They had no chance but sure chucked norris.

by Who’s got a baby Dick? March 24, 2023

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How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

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