No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
Get the How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF ITmug. Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.
Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly
by PhoenixGamer34 September 1, 2021
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by IamNico November 23, 2021
Get the Chuck Norrismug. That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019
Get the The Feminine Version of Chuck Norrismug. by TrueTeller101 February 9, 2019
Get the Chuck Norrismug. Any Officer on the Sauget, IL Police Department because they will pursue you until their wheels fall off, then they will run after you, and catch you.
by Sauget Ballet Staff January 8, 2025
Get the sauget chuck norrismug. by Who’s got a baby Dick? March 24, 2023
Get the Chucking Norrismug.