Chuck Norris

An absolute god. One of the most powerful forces of all time.

Damn that was a powerful roundhouse kick must be Chuck Norris. Bow before Chuck Norris

by IamNico November 23, 2021

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the best Coach in the world, he will kill your dog.

Dog killer Chuck Norris is back in town.

by TrueTeller101 February 9, 2019

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

Chuck Norris

Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.

Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly

by PhoenixGamer34 September 1, 2021

sauget chuck norris

Any Officer on the Sauget, IL Police Department because they will pursue you until their wheels fall off, then they will run after you, and catch you.

Sauget Chuck Norris waiting with spikey strips

by Sauget Ballet Staff January 8, 2025

guac-chuck norris

Anal Sex after Mexican Food Night. The penetrator goes chuck norris angry after getting sprayed by Guac-arrhea.

When date night goes wrong after a Guac-Chuck Norris event that ruined our relationship. The guacamole always cost extra.

by REALLY Sanchez September 27, 2020

Chucking Norris

a). Going for it at all costs b). Letting it fly c). Taking it all on.

They are going for it and chucking norris.

They had no chance but sure chucked norris.

by Who’s got a baby Dick? March 24, 2023