chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.

That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.

by durrrrrrrrrrr July 01, 2008

Farren’s Chub

Something every dude wants in his ass

Boy 1: is that farren?!
Boy 2: I think that is!
Boy 1: damn what id do to get a taste of Farren’s Chub in my steamy boy cheeks

by Liggity October 17, 2020

Chub Chong

A little fat Asian man with a chode.

Did you see Britney take the Chub Chong home yesterday?

by TommyTheManCruise July 13, 2016

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 06, 2023

Chub Trap

Thirst trap but for men, similar to snaking(selfie with outline of erect penis).

The act of posting a selfie showing the outline of semi erect penischub under any garment(towel, underwear,boxer short, unicorn leather chaps etc.) Suggesting the size of the man's package without it turning into a dick pic hence coming off as a sort of boudoir shoot.

Omg did you see Dave's chub trap?! That man has penis for days!

by Dante(notrealname) November 19, 2018

chub swipe

To rub one's semi erect penis (chub or chubby) against someone

Hey! Bro, don't chub swipe me!

by Popeye's Weenus January 11, 2021

Chub Soda

The bubbly froth from a man's meat log, also known as the chub.

This hookerbot was thirsty so I mixed her up a Pen Island vodka and chub soda.

Road tripin' with my bitch and she said she needed a drink. I pulled my junk out and gave her the ol' chub soda.

Hoe had dude ranch on her breath so I told her to swish my chub soda.

by Dixie_Knormous November 23, 2019