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Cell phone Condom

The case or clip that holds your cellular phone.
by gammadelta1 October 15, 2007
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u.s. never-cell-out field

A shitty ballpark on the south side of chicago that lives up to its name: Never Sells Out. Home of the Chicago White Sux, the shittier of the chicago teams. Note that it's the Chicago Cubs that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they're so much better than the sux.

Famed for being the world's largest ghetto

a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game.
U.S. Never-Cell-Out Field: Where there are more drive-by's than line drives!
by spaghetti cormorant October 20, 2008
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celler

Cell phone caller
Ther's no telling when the celler will cell back, now is there?
by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
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chelle'ing

present participle
1) To be occupied, in such a way that leads to procrasination, yet fulfilling one's insatiable boredom with fun-ness and "<333".
2) To just do what a certain Michelle does, especially saying the acronym "jk" to smoothly cover things up.
3) Something you would do if you were cool enough.

Includes picture whoring, myspacing, xangaing, chatting, complaints of how ugly one's self appearance is, text messaging, watching T.V (Reality T.V, football, etc), talking on the fone, listening to music and dancing like a dork, eating a whole lot (getting fat), sleeping, trying to stay pretty, calling people loser, and over usage of "<3"s in conversation (They're ugly, by the way). Pretty much a typical, Michelle. (Not to be stereotypical to any other Michelle's out there)

syn. Being Ugly, fat, pretty, dorky, like loser, etc.
I'm chelle'ing around too much, I'll never get this essay done. But since I'm so awesome, I will.
by Cheebo August 14, 2006
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Cell_LEDmagnet

A dancing monkey commonly found on IRC, who is an amazingly good speller for a primate, and is a HUGE fan of RantRadio (www.RantRadio.com)
Cell_LEDmagnet: you just admitted that you are an arab.
by Turnspike July 6, 2006
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Cellfiddlers

Alternate spelling of cellphiddlers

Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
- Man, I don't know anyone here, guess I'm a cellfiddler tonight :)

- Everyone loves cellfiddlers!
by David Hawaii June 14, 2007
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Cell Gangsta

A prison inmate who tries to act tough from behind his or her cell door by yelling names or other derogatory statements at either another inmate or a corrections officer. This is usually done when said inmate believes that most likely they won't be identified.
Like a true cell gangsta, Charlie waited until the C.O. was out of range before talking trash on him.
by Rockhound6165 September 28, 2008
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